PRINCE PHILIP: (kisses DMX, takes out poison)
Come, bitter conduct, come, unsavoury guide.
Thou desperate pilot, now at once run on
The dashing rocks thy seasick, weary bark.
Here’s to my love! (drinks poison)

What's here? a cup, closed in my true love's hand?
Poison, I see, hath been his timeless end:
O churl! drunk all, and left no friendly drop
To help me after? I will kiss thy lips;
Haply some poison yet doth hang on them,
To make die with a restorative.
(Kisses him)
Thy lips are warm.

Watched the Examined Life last night. Cool, accessible, documentary about philosophers and philosophy. Great food for thought

My own eel pics are giving me the creeps ☹️

App glitched and gave me 15 notifications and I was sure I was cancelled lol

Ate too much easter candy this morning so I ate a whole bell pepper for lunch

Becoming a vegetarian because I think animals are absolutely revolting and I'm disgusted by the idea of ever ingesting one.

I haye the bald dog with human ears viral photos

Watched how to lose a guy in 10 days. Fine movie, hard to recommend because you've either already seen it or there are better romcoms to recommend.

I hate movies!

😏 april fools

Comment below if I

Watched "the nutty professor" low. Brow. But very funny and "I hope your ass turns into a frog" is an amazing improvized line

At the point in the relationship where I am comfortable showing my gf the old memes i made

I watched my big fat greek wedding the other day. Now that is a nice movie.


[Folds down morning paper and shouts into the adjacent room] "Babe? Last night when you said you wanted my cum, did you really mean that or were you just saying it?"

Watched coming 2 america. Funny enough but the product places in blockbuster movies are so fucked lol. It's nuts. It's probably been like this for a while but holy shit

Inspired by @derek I watched Kiki's Delivery Service last night. Pretty good. Although if I watch it again I will not watch the disney dub. I found Phil Hartman's Jiji annoying.

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