Only day to retoot
[ON A FIRST DATE]:
[ME]: "So...you have any cats?"
[DATE]: "I don't like cats--so no, I don't have any cats..."
[ME]: *slowly swipes all the food off the table and gets up* "...well now you don't have a date, either."
broke: chapo trap housewoke: sappho craft house
Welcome to laserdisc.party, a movie-flavoured instance home to friendly video store chitchat and general bonhomie.