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[ON A FIRST DATE]:

[ME]: "So...you have any cats?"

[DATE]: "I don't like cats--so no, I don't have any cats..."

[ME]: *slowly swipes all the food off the table and gets up* "...well now you don't have a date, either."

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LASERDISC 💿 PARTY

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