Hey, I'm Patrick. I'm a queer cis-male from Chicago. I like films (especially horror), music, wrestling and video games. You know, a very interesting person.
I'm going to be on an episode of Genre Grinder about 1981 slasher movies at the end of July, so expect a lot of posts about Canadian tax shelter flicks in the meantime.
Look, @Thomas says I shouldn't subject myself to this movie but It's Bi Visibility Day It has Alan Cummings and there was a looking-for-work montage scored to really awful music that mashed-up 9 to 5 with Marilyn Manson's Beautiful People?? Or something??? This is bisexual culture, I will not have it erased.
Ok, actually, this is terrible. If this was actually about 2010 burlesque it'd be a bunch of topless Doctor Whos or something.
The rating promised partial nudity, if I don't get to see Stanley Tucci's butt I'm rioting. #BiVisibility
Incredible Melting Man is a 50's throwback from 1977 that feels like a Roger Corman cheapie, but if that Roger Corman cheapie had the nastiest goopiest gore you've ever seen. I am such a sucker for melting people, bless all filmmakers who choose to melt their characters, they will be Princes in the Kingdom of God.
The Wild Boys (Les garçons sauvages) is an absolutely jaw-dropping and gorgeous queer erotic fantasy, calls to mind Kenneth Anger or Guy Maddin. It's easily one of the most interesting films I've seen in years. It's streaming on Shudder, which offers week-long free trials. You should check it out.
On the bright side, I saw the trailer for Underwater and YOOOOO, MY GIRL K-STEW IS LOOKING SO BUTCH!
Ad Astra spoilers
I CANNOT STAND MOVIES THAT PROMISE 2001 AND DELIVER EAT PRAY LOVE. THE UNIVERSE DOES NOT CARE ABOUT YOUR DADDY ISSUES AND IF YOU WANT TO MAKE A MOVIE ABOUT THE POWER OF HUMAN RELATIONSHIPS YOU SHOULD MAKE A MOVIE ABOUT HUMAN RELATIONSHIPS, NOT SPACE SHUTTLES. DIMINISHING THE AWESOME POWER OF THE UNIVERSE INTO A METAPHOR FOR AN ABSENTEE FATHER IS SO AMAZINGLY REDUCTIVE I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF.
Thicc Man Wearing Little
Otis is absolutely one of my favorite wrestlers and I'm elated they replaced his singlet for trunks, look at this beefy man.
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