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Hey, I'm Patrick. I'm a queer cis-male from Chicago. I like films (especially horror), music, wrestling and video games. You know, a very interesting person.

I'm going to be on an episode of Genre Grinder about 1981 slasher movies at the end of July, so expect a lot of posts about Canadian tax shelter flicks in the meantime.

I want a Dark Souls boss that's just an enormous baby goat.

A good tip for cleaning your apartment is telling yourself "Today I absolutely need to work on my screenplay, no excuses!"

Sometimes to help me go to sleep I pretend it's 2014.

Stop Skeletons From Fighting may be the only good video game YouTube channel.

I don't know who needs to hear this but there are like five half-off Criterion sales a year, it's ok to wait.

Who wants to rock out to some 10,000 BC or Cowboys Vs. Aliens?

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Is there any more cursed chunk of film history than the big SFX-driven summer movies of 2007 to 2012?

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They made TWO Clash of the Titans remake movies.

The Mindy Project is funny but also has some seriously bad lapses of neo-liberal bullshit.

Remember when Brad Paisley did that song accidental racist and it didn't totally destroy his career?

REMEMBER WHEN LL COOL J SAID "RIP ROBERT E LEE" AND IT DIDN'T END HIS CAREER?

WHAT THE FUCK WHY DO I HAVE TO WATCH A HUNDRED STATE FARM ADS WITH THIS GORMY FUCK SINGIN BOUT HOW HARD WHITE PEOPLE HAD IT DURING RECONSTRUCTION, FUCKIN WHAT

Broke a guitar string and the thought of trying to restring it is just so overwhelming, fuck this day it's all such a pile of shit.

Having bad jaw pain when any trip to the dentist could potentially bankrupt you is hella good, would recommend to anyone.

Was sort of banking on My Winnipeg to be the movie that got me on board with Guy Maddin's work but I still came away a little cool on it.

My only ethos is a fundamental distrust of all confident people.

The Big Trail
Murder On the Orient Express
Last Action Hero
Roma
2001
West Side Story
Khartoum
Interstellar
Tron
Hello Dolly
The Untouchables
Once Upon A Time In Hollywood
Lifeforce

70MM. FUCKIN RAD Y'ALL.

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Weed became legal in Illinois this year but there' have been supply shortages and I'm hoping I can snag some edibles for at least one 2001 screening.

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Just bought a pass for an upcoming 70mm Film Festival, I'm gonna see 2001 three times, fuck it.

Shout out to Guy Maddin for not being afraid of dongs.

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