i don't understand why they even bother restraining themselves from being like "Stage 3, everyone that was ever rude to you will call you and admit they were wrong. Limited edition Zuppa Tuscana Helmet" so long as they're just 100% making shit up.
@radicalrobit Poe's Law in full effect here, I can't tell if it's satire or not (i really hope it is)
@balrogboogie if it is, they've made tens of thousands of dollars already as all the "restaurants" are sold out
@radicalrobit I'm imagining once step 7 succeeds I'll be driving up to some huge McMansion on the Philadelphia mainline and telling the guy who lives there that he thinks he owns 4 area Olive Gardens, but in fact the one on Kirkwood Highway is mine now
@Louisa I really want to know - besides you know, just everything with this - how they think franchising works because buying the parent company does not automatically grant them ownership of franchised locations.
@radicalrobit the fucked up thing is, I'm sure a percentage of them have enough money to just literally buy an Olive Garden franchise if that's the ideal outcome
Like, Olive Garden WANTS you to give them money and open more Olive Gardens
@email@example.com lmao people are flipping these on opensea for like $100-150 each what the fuck
@radicalrobit I'm counting the days until they are contacted by Darden's lawyers and sued into the dirt
@radicalrobit is this satire? please tell me this is a joke, it really reads like one, but I can't be sure these days
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