Lazer powered robit @radicalrobit@laserdisc.party

I know she posted “piss” on here once

Watching the Blackhawks because they're on, and this retrospective about the 1991 All Star Game has absolutely destroyed me, I am dying

haha remember how in rise of skywalker they make a huge deal out of the sith artifact being in the sith language and c3po isn't allowed to speak it so they erase his memory to an earlier save point and then he speaks the sith language and then remembers everyone

written by jj abrams

No talk me angy

I pledge to not read a single book in 2021. #NoBooksChallenge #NotOneIn2021

I think I’d be a good Power Ranger. I’m not a skinny acrobatic martial artist. I’m fat and easily winded but if you think about it being able to drop a dude without doing 15 flips first would be both time and energy efficient so really I’d be helping them out.

I think it was very powerful of Suicide Squad to say, What are we some kind of Suicide Squad halfway through

Not to steal the bit, but Dan Bongino lol

Capitalism has brought us the marvelous innovation of typing into the search bar on your TV using a fucking remote control

This is what I woke up to today.

mood

fraggles are NOT cute they are a public health issue. i was bitten by a feral fraggle while on holiday in marbella

midichlorians, mp3chlorians, wavchlorians,

the monty hall problem is 100% bullshit btw

Hey I have half a "stimulus" check in my PayPal right now and I want to give it to people who need it more than I do.

If you need financial help just reply with a PayPal address (sorry Venmo and Cashapp don't like me right now) and I'll send you something.

Offer good until I'm out of money in my PayPal account.

Feel free to boost?

<3

the market has spoken