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Why is every beer an IPA? 😑

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@neoncoughh @mayor had a post about limiting IPA output to one beer per US State. I love saisons so I feel this pain

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@alex @neoncoughh “IPA” was too limiting so now there are “session” IPAs and “New England IPAs” and “west coast IPAs” and maybe the difference between them is the particular varieties of hops they’re ruined with

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@mayor @alex too many!!!!!!

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@neoncoughh let’s hear it for the humble Bud Light

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@edstink love you, Bud Light!! Almost bought Hamm’s today 😎 I have High Life but the gal coming over tomorrow doesn’t fuck with domestic mass market beer 🙄 (her loss!!!!!)

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@neoncoughh @edstink who doesn’t fuck with high lives

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@alex @neoncoughh a truly wonderful product

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@edstink @alex I’m gonna see if I can get her to just try it

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@neoncoughh @alex pour it in a glass and straight up lie to her face about what it is

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@edstink @alex if I wasn’t trying to get this person to like me I would probably do this..............

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@edstink @neoncoughh you can say that your friend from another country whose favorite beers are like $25 monk products loves nothing more than an ice cold high life after mowing the lawn

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@alex @edstink @neoncoughh the champagne of beers

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@Thomas @alex @neoncoughh the Miller High Life region of France

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@edstink @alex @neoncoughh Did y'all know in the movie Smoky and the Bandit, the Bandit was smuggling a truck full of Coors?

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@Thomas @edstink @alex now I wanna go back and get Banquet Coors tall boys

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@neoncoughh @edstink @alex I'd fuck with those for sure. I've got some local pilsners in my fridge

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@neoncoughh @edstink @alex I just checked another local brewery and 5 out of 12 beers they make are IPAs, lol. They have a seasonal that they just got that's ALSO an IPA

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@alex you know.....I might just do this

It’s gonna be 90F tomorrow!

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@neoncoughh they’re easy to make and local breweries love hops, imo

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@neoncoughh I simply want a lager, and yet

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@Thomas I SIMPLY WANT A LAGER, THOMAS

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@neoncoughh There's a brewery in town called Wiseacre and they made a delicious ESB but they only sold it at the tap room and they stopped making it, of course. They have like 6 ales though

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@Thomas @neoncoughh this is it, it's a very easy style to make

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@neoncoughh there really are too many and I almost never want an ipa just gimme a lager or literally anything inbetween a pale ale and a stout!! (i like stout but only really ever want to drink like one of them max)

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@threeofswords stouts and IPAs are not hot weather beer and it’s about to be hot weather, Opal!! GIVE US DRINKABLE POOL-TIME BEERS

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@neoncoughh the way "real" chocolate eaters eat it dark and bitter and "real" coffee drinkers drink it black and bitter, "real" beer drinkers drink it hoppy and bitter

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@baturkey ughhhhhh

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@neoncoughh pale lagers forever

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@derek I just want a beer that I can drink in a pool AND at a barbecue AND when I get home from work

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@neoncoughh @derek pov: you just got home from work and you eat some bbq while halfway in the pool (I assume this was Thomas pre Covid)

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@alex @neoncoughh This is the way

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@derek @alex I can’t wait to get the pool out

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@neoncoughh
I'm right there with you. What happened to the ales and bochs and hefes? Seriously a hoppy IPA is no longer unique and micro, it's an overdone point

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@neoncoughh toxic masculinity

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