Tapping out of this before the original song hits. i’ll probably finish it tomorrow

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marvin the martian is the ref in space jam because as both a looney toon and an alien, he is impartial

Also this is the most early 2010s cast of all time. You’ve got wolverine. you’ve got borat. you’ve got wolverine and borat

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Watching les mis 2012. No other person on earth would choose to shoot a musical number like everything here is shot

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Tom Hooper is a maniac. He should go to jail

Would have actually killed to see the live action mulan reboot directed by Ang Lee

Actually interrupting my initial analysis of seinfeld because the one i’m currently watching is when george gets too horny for elaine. Too relatable dude

The Limo 

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The Limo 

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I will be back to talk about seinfeld after i eat dinner

The Limo 

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The Limo 

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The rise of fascism in the United States. The role cultural figures play in that rise. Conspiracy theories as a broad concept, and the ways that some might be outright lies, some can have a kernel of truth, and some are blatant FBI cover-ups. How far Americans are willing go to seek comfort and “freedom” over privacy and true security. These topics are all addressed in the masterful script for “The Limo”, the finest episode of Seinfeld and one of the greatest half-hours of television ever made.

sonic movie opening scene spoilers 

sonic movie opening scene spoilers 

Kim Ki-Taek has one of the greatest character introductions in all of cinema. first his wife kicks him to wake him up and the first line he says is telling his son “to get Wi-Fi, hold your phone high”

Parasite, while it’s fucking great, didn’t give me the feeling that “oh this is one of the best experiences at the movies I’ve ever had” the way Us or Once Upon a Time did. It’s weird because Memories of Murder and Snowpiercer both made me feel that way the first time i watched those. Anyway hope bong wins because people are getting mad online already

@evan A Barbie movie directed by Greta Gerwig and co-written by Noah Baumbach is straight out of some Bizarro world.

Given their history writing and directing movies, I can only imagine this movie will be about Barbie divorcing Kent and coming into her own.

In conclusion, i learned a lot about hosting a fake awards show, and I hope you did too. See you next year

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Best performance goes to Lupita, best supporting goes to Sayuri, Uncut Gems wins everything else. It is decreed

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