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josie, on legacies: i'm beginning to think traumatized is my permanent resting state

i want a little scrappy jack russell to feed casserole to too!!!!!

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i am really hostile toward films made by white people at any point in american cinema because of how capitalism just replaced indigenous history as the colony's Primary Culture so i really feel like a lot of movies most film nerds geek out about pretty shit awful because my bias is at its core anti-white and that capitalism is the truth death of art etc etc

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i can't find prom night iii on the streaming site i use so now i'm watching the original stepford wives film from 1975 cause i haven't ever seen the original but it's kind of classic uncanny valley (which i love when deployed correctly)

LMFAOOO i forgot about the random creature body horror in this film it's like a fucking prom queen themed crypt keeper just clawed it's way out of vicki's still screaming corpse

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the teen girl's boyfriend for whatever slinked up to the stage and crawled on top of her like a panther to ask her if she's okay lmfao

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okay probably not an ethernet cable, probably a phone jack 🥴

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lmfaoooo the possessed girl lightly tugged at an ?? ethernet cable ?? in the gymnasium and it electrocuted someone in the computer lab lmfaoooo

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incest 

there is such a weird scene where the possessed teen starts making out with her dad and her dad is just like "oh okay" like SIR WHAT LMAO anyways he was murdered almost immediately so i guess that takes care of him

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i actually have pretty radical views about not allowing minors to be photographed at all outside of private family photos because i don't think parents should be allowed to consent to things (such as distribution of recorded images) on behalf of minors PERIOD

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i mean *gestures wildly at harvey weinstein and jeoffrey epstein*

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i don't really have an issue with nudity on film but it's WILD how adult men just "shot" characters who were canonically teen girls like fully buck wild and naked and running around their high school. the thing is even when playing teen girls, they have the body of adult women so directors have been getting away with it for years

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blonde demon head, vicki, got BUCK naked with her possessed body's bestie in the school shower and now she's trying to kiss her and bang her. this is ERRATIC behaviour ma'am

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the possessed teen girl just set her pervy science teacher's dick on fire in front of the whole class

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the priest didn't want to fuck the possessed teen girl and he still gets killed???? smdh

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for a 1987 small budget canadian production the sfx is at time's impressive

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i just realized the one kid in this is louis ferreira and i am pretty sure he's like an irl predator but i am probably mixing him up with some other nobody white fuck boy actors

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ONLY JESUS WILL PROTECT U FROM THAT S-L-U-T MARY LOU MALONEY, OFFICER

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simulated sexual assault ghost 

this poor blonde girl is being tortured by a possessed nasty mouth unicorn in her room and is being forcibly felt up in her bed by magical spooky hands

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white teenagers are such spoiled little bitches in 80's films lmao

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lmao the killer right now looks like a discount tom cruise in black sunglasses and a black turtleneck tucked into his jeans :mikewhat:

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