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Good morning Party People, I'm learning a bunch of words for wines I will never drink

back at it again at the virtual copy desk

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The biggest monster in Godzilla (2014)? US imperialism...

Oh sick, it fits.

Time to hack off the legs and begin the Summer of Looks.

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Those who have been following me for a bit will know what this means

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Gonna set aside most of 2020 to play Animal Crossing on the Switch

I took one of my long-gestating short film/short story ideas and rendered it in :hacker_v: :hacker_e: :hacker_r: :hacker_s: :hacker_e:

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I can't imagine a more annoying creature than "31-year-old English major who discovers that writing poetry is fun" but sometimes you've got to take the L and run with it

Good morning Party Party, back at work on hot Monday morning. The virtual copy desk is open 4 bizness.

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Didn't toot much this weekend because I am back from the pile, making sock puppets, and making them battle rap

Attn Lord of the Rings people: theatrical or extended? (cc @kioskwitch)

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Bon matin laser friends, our broadcast day is young. How's your day shaping up?

selfie 

Summer means wearing linen pants, baby

[fiction, gross?] F1's in town 

I squeeze myself into a tactical moisture-wicking polo emblazoned with the logo of a car company whose wipers are worth a year of my rent. I put on my best, darkest pair of peepin' shades, the ones with the checkerboard on it.

Sun-burnt and jet-lagged I cast myself into an undulating sea of chrome and merch. Everybody's too hot. There's meat everywhere. I get my first erection since the Bush administration. I must share this with everyone. I now know happiness.

the two looks of the summer for gentlemen of size like yours truly:
- workwear chic
- drug lord

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