inspired by Thomas's newfound disregard of nuance, I will henceforth only review movies using traffic light colours

Mad Max: Fury Road 🟢
Apple in the River 🟡
Trancers 🟢
Antonio Gaudí 🟡
Tokyo Drifter 🟢

M. Night is back on his bullshit and it rocks


There's some wild wild direction and offbeat compositions in this one, it is positively fevered, and it also has probably the single most fucked-up image I've seen in a Shayamalan joint, just a Hall of Fame disturbing image

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@derek I am absolutely not going to see this so can you tell me plz 👀

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@MmeLibertine the fucked up image?

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@derek yes please, if you're cool with it?

spoilers for Old; body horror 

@MmeLibertine so cells grow/regenerate faster on this beach, right? at one point one characters, who has a calcium deficiency, is stuck in a cave kind of flails about in a small tunnel, causing her limbs to keep breaking and keep healing in the wrong place. It's messed up!

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@derek oh my godddddd that's... pretty unique and fascinating?! egads though


@derek is it "man dies of tetanus in fast-forward" or "woman with calcium deficiency breaks her limbs repeatedly"

disturbing; spoilers for Old 

@balrogboogie the latter lmao

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