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Allow me to reintroduce myself.

My name is Derek. I'm an internet old-timer who lives in , and I am the founder and admin of, the video store of the fediverse (or so I like to think).

And while I do talk lots about (went to grad school, wrote a thesis on The Room and Snakes on a Plane, have a film-crit website and two movie podcasts), I'm just as likely to talk about , , , and your garden variety comedic nonsense.


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So I had just been podcasting for two hours and I had to keep it quiet cos it's 2 AM and my grammar's not 100% but here's my contribution to

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I'm going to copy my list over from dot-social.

- copywriting/copy editing
- translation (πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§β†”οΈπŸ‡«πŸ‡·)
- film history and criticism
- subtitling/closed captioning
- the fundamentals of podcasting
- wrestling appreciation
- Magic: The Gathering 101
- real basic graphic design stuff, like posters and such
- shooting the shit
- your garden-variety chorin' [local only]

Working at the virtual copy desk means telling the higher-ups that "tit-for-tat" is being scrubbed by their profanity filter

I didn't 100% grasp the hornt implications of this toot because (a) on the hornt/wholesome continuum, I lean wholesome (though admittedly quite vulgar at times), and (b) I just think a dude with that name is very funny.

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He needs Jesus in his resume, king among men

Maybe this is the year I start repping Quebec at the movies and just jam all of Denis CΓ΄tΓ©'s stuff

Hell of a bass player, too. Also shout out to Wendy Matthews with the big assist on this record in particular.

When we talk about the great Linn LM-1 users, we should speak of Hiroshi Sato in the same breath we do Giorgio Moroder or Prince.

Good morning, Party People, let's do it to it

I'm happy to announce that I've been cast in Denis Villeneuve's Dune as Man Who Yells at the Spice #2

Please, Daddy was my father's name. Call me Harder.

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playing tetris 99 muted on the bus, getting really into it, humming the tetris theme off-key at an annoying volume, making a complete ass of myself when i die 91st

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Shout out to Valentine's Day 2018, aka the day I watched Gone Girl for the first time

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Sometimes you wake up with a song in your head that kind of just sets the tone for the day.

Was your shitty teen poetry smeared in blood or grease?

Theory: you're either a broke Tim Burton kid from the boonies or a broke pro wrestling kid from the boonies

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