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Allow me to reintroduce myself.

My name is Derek. I'm an internet old-timer who lives in , and I am the founder and admin of, the video store of the fediverse (or so I like to think).

And while I do talk lots about (went to grad school, wrote a thesis on The Room and Snakes on a Plane, have a film-crit website and two movie podcasts), I'm just as likely to talk about , , , and your garden variety comedic nonsense.


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a day of haze
under one umbrella
by autumn's wind

think I might go Thomas Mode and watch Tread today

I think I want to grow my hair long again, but that means I have to deal with weeks and weeks of unruly whorls and untameable cowlicks

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just enough spring rain
smoke rising
wandering fly

the best Ryan Murphy project is clearly Running with Scissors because that is also the name of a Weird Al album

oh jeez I'm about to get that Garf Bump

y'all there is little to no good reason to be a giant ass hole to eachother online

what in blazes happened here while I was workin'

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loot drop when you kill me: Death, Famine, War, and Conquest

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Happy #VerseThursday Here’s a small poem by Langston Hughes

Let the rain kiss you
Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops
Let the rain sing you a lullaby
The rain makes still pools on the sidewalk
The rain makes running pools in the gutter
The rain plays a little sleep song on our roof at night
And I love the rain.

Good morning Party People, It's a brisk and overcast

Here it is, my magnum opus, my life's work as a writer...

Here's a cute doodle of a pig who is an astronaut.

Old Derek hulking out and tearing his phone book-ass manuscript about the sea or whatever with his bare hands

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@derek me, knitting a cowl, baking incredible bread and cookies, drawing goofy shit to make my friends happy, writing a comedy newsletter that several people pay me actual money for: god I wish I was creative

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@gekko @derek [carving linoleum for 4 hours] can you imagine if I could SING

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