Derek @derek@laserdisc.party

Inktober poems: a thread

LASERDISC.PARTY NEVER DIE

Allow me to reintroduce myself.

My name is Derek. I'm an internet old-timer who lives in #Montreal, and I am the founder and admin of laserdisc.party, the video store of the fediverse (or so I like to think).

And while I do talk lots about #movies (went to grad school, wrote a thesis on The Room and Snakes on a Plane, have a film-crit website and two movie podcasts), I'm just as likely to talk about #music, #mtg, #wrestling, and your garden variety comedic nonsense.

Welcome!

#introductions

Behold

my doggs it is Sunday

think I might go Thomas Mode and watch Tread today

I think I want to grow my hair long again, but that means I have to deal with weeks and weeks of unruly whorls and untameable cowlicks

Good morning Party People

Yo t'as besoin du dirt? J'connais un dude...

the best Ryan Murphy project is clearly Running with Scissors because that is also the name of a Weird Al album

oh jeez I'm about to get that Garf Bump

y'all there is little to no good reason to be a giant ass hole to eachother online

what in blazes happened here while I was workin'

loot drop when you kill me: Death, Famine, War, and Conquest

Good morning Party People, It's a brisk and overcast #VerseThursday

OLD DEREK
Here it is, my magnum opus, my life's work as a writer...

RANDO
Here's a cute doodle of a pig who is an astronaut.

CUT TO
Old Derek hulking out and tearing his phone book-ass manuscript about the sea or whatever with his bare hands