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My name is Derek, and I am the proprietor and sole administrator of laserdisc.party, the Video Store of the Fediverse™️. I live in a secret underground bunker somewhere on the Island of Montreal.

I am responsible for such tomfoolery as , , and the Greater Fediverse Movie Poll. Sometimes I talk music, sports, and Magic: The Gathering (jank only).

Ask me about my podcasts and my poetry (and other people's podcasts and poetry).

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Good evening Party People, I'm back from my weekend with a grip of new poems, some strengthened friendships, and fashionable chipped nail polish

Good afternoon Party People, turns out I'm actually getting work done on this retreat lmao

the thing I wrote for the "stuck" prompt is basically a pop punk song about going back to your shitty hometown, I don't know how I'm gonna format that

CRABAPPLES [sour] 

Just a hair too long for the text box, so here it is pastebin.com/1zYg2ztP

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are there any films that you just categorically, stubbornly refuse to ever watch? and not because of, like, disturbing/upsetting content. mine is The Goonies

(it's basically a road trip with other poets, it's gonna rock)

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Good afternoon Party People, today is a Not t Work Friday for me, because I'm headed east to a writer's retreat

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Pretty Good Episode 4 is just as important piece of lost media as the last reel of Magnificent Ambersons. Perhaps moreseo

Oh yeah I got a wild hair up my ass and painted my nails for the first time in nearly 20 years

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cat 

Good evening Party People, I hope you're having a cozy like Ruby here

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She was notable
just as the author of the
book was notable

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Carefully perfecting a picrew and then closing out the page without saving or posting it, an internet-age sand mandala

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Good morning Party People, welcome to Wednesday

fuck

it finally happened

we added "jorts" to the work dictionary

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Instead, please write your
own definitions for these
terms in your own words

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story time 

the only "everyone clapped" story I have ever directly witnessed was once when I was at the beach and lifeguards were being especially petty about what was allowed (no deeper than ankle depth unless you were a small child in which case they let you out up to your neck, which makes no sense to me) and while they were distracted some dude rushed out about thirty feet into the water and stood up on a sandbar with both arms in the air in triumph and the entire beach clapped and hollered

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