Derek @derek@laserdisc.party

Inktober poems: a thread

LASERDISC.PARTY NEVER DIE

Allow me to reintroduce myself.

My name is Derek. I'm an internet old-timer who lives in #Montreal, and I am the founder and admin of laserdisc.party, the video store of the fediverse (or so I like to think).

And while I do talk lots about #movies (went to grad school, wrote a thesis on The Room and Snakes on a Plane, have a film-crit website and two movie podcasts), I'm just as likely to talk about #music, #mtg, #wrestling, and your garden variety comedic nonsense.

Welcome!

#introductions

Behold

your boy is off work until the 20th bay-beeeee

#ff everyone on laserdisc.party

Good morning Party People, it's my last work day before my vacation

flirting with someone from north Florida by flexing a bunch and saying "welcome to Gainesville"

-30-

god I'm dumb

what I had is popularly known as "a tan"

I'm in the bathroom and catch my reflection in the mirror. I stare at myself for way too long. "What the fuck is wrong with this picture? Am I ill?"

example the second

She was very patient with me as I explained my predicament, and she basically said, "Of course you want to make sure it's nothing, but it sure as hell sounds like your calves are developing muscle mass."

What I though was disease was actually gains.

last week I felt a weird tingle on the beds of my feet, stretching up to my calves, and I was fretting that, since I had been walking more, I pulled a nerve or jacked my foot in a semi-permanent way, maybe a circulation issue, maybe a strokes? So I called 811 to talk to a nurse...

two recent events that prove I'm an idiot: a short thread

number of dream poems I'm at now: 9

can I get a "It's motherfuckin' #VerseThursday" going in the chat

it actually stands for "Kenny Loggins Kenny Loggins Slider"