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Allow me to reintroduce myself.

My name is Derek. I'm an internet old-timer who lives in , and I am the founder and admin of laserdisc.party, the video store of the fediverse (or so I like to think).

And while I do talk lots about (went to grad school, wrote a thesis on The Room and Snakes on a Plane, have a film-crit website and two movie podcasts), I'm just as likely to talk about , , , and your garden variety comedic nonsense.

Welcome!

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white winter solstice
the tinkle of bells
in the martian sky

Good morning Party People, it is another Fuck Yeah Friday

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Sick 

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food 

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I've just renewed the laserdisc.party domain name for another two years :blobdab:

somebody get me a time machine so Bonnie Raitt can record this for Nick of Time and make us both a gajillion dollars

I actually have a first draft of this now lmao

For this poem, I'd like to shout out Daniel Scott Tysdal for repping the cultural institution that is the MAD magazine fold-in: poetryfoundation.org/poetrymag

l.p is my home, and I have accounts on allpro, linernotes, and social — accept no substitues!

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Nothing makes me want to eat peanuts more than the grim reminder of my finite mortality, the curse of humanity which is the knowledge and genuine understanding of the concept of death. When I sink into ennui, I want nothing more than some honey-roasted Planters peanuts

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I will always do jokes in the alt text. They're like little easter eggs for the real fans. A special treat.

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violence, murder, Mr. Peanut 

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violence, murder, Mr. Peanut 

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LASERDISC 💿 PARTY

Welcome to laserdisc.party, a movie-flavoured instance home to friendly video store chitchat and general bonhomie.