time to once again tell the story of the dude in my geometry class in high school who, before each lecture, would take a Pepsi bottle out, uncap it, allow the green anole inside to run up his arm to his shoulder, and put his head down and nap. the anole would just stay on his shoulder the whole time until he woke up and returned it to the bottle. he aced all his tests so the prevailing theory was that the lizard took notes for him

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for some reason my dad thought I could potentially hunt lizards down and injure them intentionally when I was a little kid so he told me they were God's messengers and that if I treated them badly God would find out. I absolutely did not get what he was trying to do and so what this meant for me was that I would go out in the yard and catch them (carefully, because I was a careful kid) and then give them little updates so they could tell God what was going on in my day

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@checkervest I'm sure God appreciated that

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@Pixley just imagine this giant hand coming out of nowhere when you're chilling on a branch and catching you and bringing you up to its face so it could whisper "hey hi please tell God hi and that I got a green light for the whole week and I got a prize okay thanks I love you bye" and then releasing you back into the plant

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@checkervest @Pixley Owl : Athena :: Raven : Odin :: Lizard : God

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@checkervest@laserdisc.part this is so good

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