What horror movie character are you? I’m the person who accidentally releases a horror back into the world because I saw the (haunted, evil) book that was its prison and felt sorry for it and brought it home to read it
@checkervest i like to think I'm the guy who finds the meteor in the woods and picks it up
really tho I'm the guy who just gets got by being in the wrong spot in the dark
@checkervest meteor guy is aspirational tho, like, first contact, luxury alien death
i'm likely to be the guy out on a walk who gets done in by a claw from the darkness
@douglasfur yeah if I'm being, like, realistic I'm the receptionist who says "hey, wait, you don't have authorization to be here" and then screams as the screen goes black and the music goes wild
I'm that guy who is too weak to kill his already infected girlfriend or other loved person as promised before.
@checkervest I'm the annoying best friend who's probably fat and right about everything but no one listens because I'm annoying about it and then I get killed.
@Siph aw no ☹️ you were the fan favorite anyway, everyone writes in-depth analyses about ways you could have survived to be in the sequel despite your very onscreen death
@checkervest I'm the one who gets stealthily possessed by the malicious entity and then goes around subverting the protagonist's plans
@tessaracked I sincerely hope every now and then when no one's looking your eyes flicker to a different color and you smile maliciously
@checkervest The first guy who dies to introduce the killer or monster. My mutilated body later flops onto the protagonist(s) from a crawlspace as a jump scare.
@checkervest I'm definitely the person who refuses to do the "fun" scary thing other characters are doing, like perform a ritual or break into an abandoned asylum, and instead I go home nice and safe and then get got by the monster in a jump scare, I'm possibly the first victim of the movie
@Louisa oh yeah absolutely, "come on, stop, someone's going to get hurt," you say, as just outside of your field of vision the monster grins to itself
@Louisa @checkervest You're like "So let me get this straight, you want us to a) Pair up into small groups, with just these Walmart walkies that keep picking up Chinese satellites, b) Go deep into this ostensibly abandoned building with a powercut where someone has been drawing on the walls with blood?"
@checkervest I'm the well meaning neighbor that hears the main characters screaming, tells them to go hide in the basement while I investigate, and then sickening wet sounds are heard from off-camera and I'm never seen again
@checkervest I'm the lady who works there and happens to have known about the great evil that has been released due to it being a story from my culture. I also say one word in spanish per sentence
@Bugaboo (such a frustrating trope!) if people had just listened to you at the start no one would have been lost! the group figures out a way to make your story fit a very literal modern interpretation and they use computers or something to trap the monster... but you know there's still something out there.... the movie closes on you looking ominous while repeating a line from the story about how it always comes back
@checkervest i was told by a friend that i seem like a horror movie final girl and i have held on to that compliment. i do match a lot of the common final girl traits. i don’t have much common sense though lol
@xyzzy you are the first person who isn't dying in the first fifteen minutes!! hell yeah, be the final girl, get that monster and survive to tell the tale!!
@checkervest To one up them I will claim to be one of the people who died to create the myth the characters are enticed by yet dont believe in until it's too late
@checkervest I'm leading the group you meet up with near the end, a few people left, and make the opposite choice about what to do next from the main characters. I probably died horribly with my group, but you might never find out.
@pamela right before the final showdown they find signs of a disturbance and an item of clothing or a weapon they recognize from your group, but where did everyone go??
or! sequel protagonists, baby
@checkervest I’m the guy calmly explaining that there are no ghosts while behind me a monster is silently getting ready to devour me. 😅
@checkervest The tiny spot in the distance, somehow riding a ramshackle bicycle and trailer, up the side of that hill, towards the radio tower that...surely doesn't work any more?
@checkervest shame about all the zombies in the radio shack that eat my delicious brains because I refuse to "leave the trailer behind like so much garbage".
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