“How dare people *checks notes* pick up road trash, this is suspicious, to me”
Every single comment was people asking him what the fuck was wrong with him
@checkervest I'd bet a hundred bucks this guy picking up trash was black, given nextdoor's penchant for racism
@checkervest people on Nextdoor really think every possible activity is a front for casing houses. Picking up trash? Casing houses. Canvassing for a political candidate? Casing houses. Walking your dog? Oh you better believe that's casing houses
Everyone says, "People don't get to know their neighbors" and this is a good reason not to. Why would I want my neighbor constantly calling the cops on my friends when they come to visit because they look "suspicious," or whatever. (I mean, assuming we can ever visit in person again.)
"Xeno I was just trying to help! He had an orange vest and a cellphone!"
"GTFO, Mary. And don't come back."
Saw a little blonde girl wandering the neighborhood, obviously casing houses, she broke into my house, ate my porridge, broke one of my chairs, and slept in my bed
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