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Reminder that just because you’ve been through worse, that doesn’t mean you have to put up with bad stuff now

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Driving along a mostly empty stretch of road and there’s an abandoned busted up Pizza Hut with a completely empty parking lot except for a fully inflated bounce house that is affixed to the back door

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Hello, my name is Alex and I like sad songs and clouds and drawing things

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I just overheard a man telling another person “Oh remind me later, I took some pictures of some trees, they’ll freak you out,” and I have never wanted to approach a complete stranger for answers more in my life

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uspol, negative 

In the US before the pandemic, about 3.7 million people were evicted every year. There are almost exactly that many people who will be affected by the end of the eviction moratorium. I used to live in one of the richest global cities in the US, where evictions happened constantly. Now, I'm in a much less wealthy Mayan city with a million people, and almost none of them are homeless. Homelessness really is a choice we all make every day...
theguardian.com/us-news/2021/a

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if humans were portrayed the way talking animals were:

Welcome to Human Town! Everyone here is a human. Come get in the primatemobile (the car's side mirrors are shaped like human ears and the headlights are shaped like eyes). Over there is the human grocery store and the post office for humans. Our culture is nothing to "ape" about! ha ha, get it? Come meet my lovely human wife in my "Home sapien."

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what if we were both specters and we 👉 👈 haunted Europe?

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NextDoor 

“How dare people *checks notes* pick up road trash, this is suspicious, to me”

Every single comment was people asking him what the fuck was wrong with him

Can't wait to tell mom so she'll give me a Louise L Hay meditation specific to losing your keys and I will have to remind her that Louise L Hay is a reprehensible person

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someone should invent a theremin that works by making air-guitar movements instead

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I feel like every step by step tutorial on how to draw a thing is like this.
Step 1: Okay, got it.
Step 2: I'm nailing this, yeah.
Step 3: What?

Good morning! I got to work only to realize I'd forgotten my keys and had to go home and get them, got some kind of key memory block happening this week

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If you're American and want to lose your mind about bad accents/characterization, please watch BBC period dramas where "Americans" say things like "ring her up", "damn and blast", and "not by a long chalk"

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Every accent in every movie is fake, these people aren't real and you haven't met them so you don't know what they sound like, Daniel Craig did nothing wrong

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@checkervest imagine not being absolutely fucking delighted by every single word he says

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We had several hours of rain and it is wonderfully cool outside right now

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My favorite thing about Knives Out is absolutely how non-southerners get offended on behalf of southerners by Daniel Craig’s accent and every southerner I know who’s watched it swears they know someone who talks just like that

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A pic of the snake I just mentioned 

Hopefully he views me the same way because I built him his house

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