Alex @checkervest@laserdisc.party

Hello, my name is Alex and I like sad songs and clouds and drawing things #introductions

Yooo

Good morning!

I just overheard a man telling another person “Oh remind me later, I took some pictures of some trees, they’ll freak you out,” and I have never wanted to approach a complete stranger for answers more in my life

Today has been a really long difficult day. Let’s all have a better one tomorrow

It’s almost Amaryllis Time

I get what they were going for but it's good life advice

Looking at cat trees online and one of them has a four-item list of things to note about the cat tree and the second item on the list is just "Pay attention to the fire"

I just got a full report on how my once upon a time yard chicken is doing in her new surroundings. her name is Alie, she lays an egg every day, and even though she is half the size of all the other chickens none of them can bully her because she is a spitfire and takes no guff from anyone. I am so proud of my temporary chicken daughter

Anyway good morning! I hope everyone is having a good one

"Governor Ivey Encourages Mask Wearing After Mandate Expires April 9" uhhhhhh maybe just don't lift the fucking mandate if you want people to wear masks????? God I hate her

I used to go fishing with my dad and every spring the fish pond would turn bright yellow with a layer of pollen so thick it would permanently dye the fishing line

I wish this photo could accurately portray how absolutely chalky yellow the gutter water is

It’s raining and all the gutters along my drive home were a bilious yellow from all the pollen being washed into them