Alex @checkervest@laserdisc.party

Good morning!

Hire me to renovate your extremely fancy garden right before a garden party that might get you the big promotion. I am very serious about my job but everything quickly goes terribly wrong. There is a chase which ends up with someone dropping a garden pot on someone’s head. All the party attendants end up slipping around absolutely covered in mud. Your boss gets so mad his monocle pops out and his jacket is missing a whole sleeve and one side of his fancy shirt collar flies loose

Hi I made this and I am delighted by it

I just overheard a man telling another person “Oh remind me later, I took some pictures of some trees, they’ll freak you out,” and I have never wanted to approach a complete stranger for answers more in my life

Good morning, it’s foggy out here today

Good evening from the smuggest boy (cat eye contact)

I think a bird got my porch spider. I thought it might happen but I am deeply sad that it did.

Good morning! It is actually kind of chilly outside today

Took some ones I like of my brother and mom’s dog too

Love the way my phone handles light sometimes

Hmm talking too much about politics and mental health today

love to have physical and mental health issues never ever taken seriously until the last three or four years, it's great to be terrified to ask for professional help because of shitty medical professionals in the past, it's good actually to not know if a concern is irrational or not because I've been told repeatedly for years and years that asking for help ever is irrational and being a drama queen, love it

love to absolutely spiral out in a semi-public place over something really fucking irrational