Alex @checkervest@laserdisc.party

the small child stood in the doorway to look at me and whispered loudly "Who's that, daddy?" and he said "That's Alex." After a pause, the child said "why??" in the most upset trembly small child voice and I am shaken

Hire me to renovate your extremely fancy garden right before a garden party that might get you the big promotion. I am very serious about my job but everything quickly goes terribly wrong. There is a chase which ends up with someone dropping a garden pot on someone’s head. All the party attendants end up slipping around absolutely covered in mud. Your boss gets so mad his monocle pops out and his jacket is missing a whole sleeve and one side of his fancy shirt collar flies loose

Hi I made this and I am delighted by it

I just overheard a man telling another person “Oh remind me later, I took some pictures of some trees, they’ll freak you out,” and I have never wanted to approach a complete stranger for answers more in my life

Good morning, it’s foggy out here today

I saw a firefly blinking on and off in my neighbor’s backyard, first firefly of the summer

Don't know what they're doing in the machine shop but it's been sounding like the violins in the shower scene in Psycho for the last minute

Pineapple-scented malice loaf

I bought Shadow a flea collar and someone in their infinite wisdom decided to give it a very overwhelming tropical scent, it is extremely odd to receive affection from a massive intense cat who smells like a piña colada

the lady who promised to dish on local politics in a thread and then deleted her post just commented on someone else’s post about proper flag disposal, because NextDoor, and it began with “Yes I understand your stance. My ancestors, French Huguenots,,” and then launched into a history lesson, and I want to track this lady down and have her tell me everything about everything

I am still on “if you leave for the park at 4:30 you will be walking your dog in the dark by 5:00” time I guess

I know it’s the middle of May but it still feels very strange to be sitting on my steps at 7:30 pm and it’s regular daylight out

I think it is a gecko

The unknown critter that scrambles around in the garden bed next to the back steps at night is currently singing

Good morning! Happy Caturday

My dreams usually have plots and internal coherence but I’ve been having a lot of dreams lately that are just a series of very intense images and emotions that have absolutely no relation to each other and it’s been very strange

After dreaming a bunch of other stuff, I dreamt I was at a church bazaar. For some reason I was looking at book covers. Someone sidled up and whispered that they’d sell me a book interior for a reasonable price. I yelled “that’s a whole damn book” and this outraged me so much that I woke up. Why did this make me so angry? I have absolutely no clue