Alex @checkervest@laserdisc.party

In the US before the pandemic, about 3.7 million people were evicted every year. There are almost exactly that many people who will be affected by the end of the eviction moratorium. I used to live in one of the richest global cities in the US, where evictions happened constantly. Now, I'm in a much less wealthy Mayan city with a million people, and almost none of them are homeless. Homelessness really is a choice we all make every day...
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/aug/03/us-eviction-moratorium-tenants-landlords-court

if humans were portrayed the way talking animals were:

Welcome to Human Town! Everyone here is a human. Come get in the primatemobile (the car's side mirrors are shaped like human ears and the headlights are shaped like eyes). Over there is the human grocery store and the post office for humans. Our culture is nothing to "ape" about! ha ha, get it? Come meet my lovely human wife in my "Home sapien."

I swear reading that sub-header gave me physical pleasure

@checkervest a MALE had a CELL PHONE on a SUNDAY

WATCH OUT

The Shoes Must Flow

someone should invent a theremin that works by making air-guitar movements instead

I feel like every step by step tutorial on how to draw a thing is like this.
Step 1: Okay, got it.
Step 2: I'm nailing this, yeah.
Step 3: What?

Every accent in every movie is fake, these people aren't real and you haven't met them so you don't know what they sound like, Daniel Craig did nothing wrong

@checkervest imagine not being absolutely fucking delighted by every single word he says

@checkervest that’s right