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Hire me to renovate your extremely fancy garden right before a garden party that might get you the big promotion. I am very serious about my job but everything quickly goes terribly wrong. There is a chase which ends up with someone dropping a garden pot on someone’s head. All the party attendants end up slipping around absolutely covered in mud. Your boss gets so mad his monocle pops out and his jacket is missing a whole sleeve and one side of his fancy shirt collar flies loose

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I just overheard a man telling another person “Oh remind me later, I took some pictures of some trees, they’ll freak you out,” and I have never wanted to approach a complete stranger for answers more in my life

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I think a bird got my porch spider. I thought it might happen but I am deeply sad that it did.

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trans folk with financial need,

you can apply here for one free year of hrt: pointofpride.org/hrt-access-fu

note: the deadline is today so apply soon. also they’re only accepting a limited number of applicants based on need, and only in some u.s. states

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a year older
nightfall in autumn
through the bay window
thoughts muddled

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on a withered branch
one crow
but slowly, slowly

Good morning! It is actually kind of chilly outside today

eye contact, selfie 

Love the way my phone handles light sometimes

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does anyone grow mushrooms here? I was wondering if I could cultivate mushrooms on rabbit bedding (either used or unused). It's cedar shavings, rather fine. Would this work as well as sawdust does?

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asked her age
under a rock slide
from late autumn

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Don't rely on your boss to take care of you. Your boss will not take care of you. You will be thrown under the bus for the bottom line. Unionize.

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Me seeing a Signifier: "Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!"

Me discovering what is Signified: "Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck."

Hmm talking too much about politics and mental health today

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mh --- 

love to have physical and mental health issues never ever taken seriously until the last three or four years, it's great to be terrified to ask for professional help because of shitty medical professionals in the past, it's good actually to not know if a concern is irrational or not because I've been told repeatedly for years and years that asking for help ever is irrational and being a drama queen, love it

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love to absolutely spiral out in a semi-public place over something really fucking irrational

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