the small child stood in the doorway to look at me and whispered loudly "Who's that, daddy?" and he said "That's Alex." After a pause, the child said "why??" in the most upset trembly small child voice and I am shaken
Hire me to renovate your extremely fancy garden right before a garden party that might get you the big promotion. I am very serious about my job but everything quickly goes terribly wrong. There is a chase which ends up with someone dropping a garden pot on someone’s head. All the party attendants end up slipping around absolutely covered in mud. Your boss gets so mad his monocle pops out and his jacket is missing a whole sleeve and one side of his fancy shirt collar flies loose
Pineapple-scented malice loaf
the lady who promised to dish on local politics in a thread and then deleted her post just commented on someone else’s post about proper flag disposal, because NextDoor, and it began with “Yes I understand your stance. My ancestors, French Huguenots,,” and then launched into a history lesson, and I want to track this lady down and have her tell me everything about everything
I am still on “if you leave for the park at 4:30 you will be walking your dog in the dark by 5:00” time I guess
I think it is a gecko
My dreams usually have plots and internal coherence but I’ve been having a lot of dreams lately that are just a series of very intense images and emotions that have absolutely no relation to each other and it’s been very strange
After dreaming a bunch of other stuff, I dreamt I was at a church bazaar. For some reason I was looking at book covers. Someone sidled up and whispered that they’d sell me a book interior for a reasonable price. I yelled “that’s a whole damn book” and this outraged me so much that I woke up. Why did this make me so angry? I have absolutely no clue
some #florrespondence from my dry ice mission this morning. i love this little corner near the park entrance. its a mish mash of weed and flowers and landscaping done by the city and by just random people in the neighborhood.
LOOK AT THESE IRISES!!!
Politics of scarcity grumble
Your periodic reminder
We already live in a post-scarcity world
It is only unjust distribution of wealth that keeps us from living that way
Anyone who tells you different is:
🍍 A billionaire who *likes* being a feudal lord,
🍍 A bootlicker,
🍍 A bigot who *likes* that poverty will kill certain kinds of people, or
🍍 A liberal who is really into the status quo for ideological reasons
One million seconds ago, it was still the start of this month.
One billion seconds ago, it was the 1980s, and the first discussions about the World Wide Web were happening.
One trillion seconds ago, it was the palaeolithic era, around the time when the oldest known cave paintings were made.
"Jack, you have debauched my sloth."
Life is too short to refrain from eating jam out of the jar
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