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wondering why sometimes the cat feels the need to RUN AROUND THE HOUSE AND YELL but realized that i have the same impulse sometimes but what i do about it is shitpost online

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okay, hear me out: jurassic park, but instead of dinosaurs they just make more dodos

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really missed an opportunity when we decided to call them "en eff tees" instead of "gif certificates"

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honestly a surefire way to make me like a female character is if it's obvious that the writer hates her

she's not yours anymore, she's mine and i will take care of her

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just read the word "twinkling" and thought "ah, a small twink" I'm logging off forever

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anybody else just, like, say typos out loud sometimes? wandering around the house saying "udpate" and "werid" to myself

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FTLOGMIF (For the love of god, Montresor, it's Friday!)

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My favourite swipe typo of the day: "Norse cancelling headphones". Presumably that means Bluetooth is turned off.

the new chip and dale movie is out today! i assume the fediverse is brimming with anticipation and we're all gonna watch it first thing!!!

very simply: it's not the barnacles that do the damage

JD played Green Olives last night and now I am doomed to literally never hear it again once the replay expires

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The Shipwreck
by Victoria Chang

I sit at my desk.
Desire is an anchor —
I lift it and words come up.

Allowables, by Nikki Giovanni

I killed a spider
Not a murderous brown recluse
Nor even a black widow
And if the truth were told this
Was only a small
Sort of papery spider
Who should have run
When I picked up the book
But she didn’t
And she scared me
And I smashed her

I don’t think
I’m allowed

To kill something

Because I am


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not every movie is for every person, everyone has their reasons, blah blah blah, these are the stone tablets of l.p

speaking of The Evils of Marvel:

"Marvel has signed a 20-year deal with Stan Lee Universe [...] to license the name and likeness of Lee for use in future feature films and television productions, as well as Disney theme parks, various 'experiences' and merchandizing."

I enjoy marvel movies but I understand that this is overall a failing on my part

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