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Gallant: Oh wow! Hey! Goofus, man, how many years has it been?

Goofus: Whoah, I… hey, yeah, it’s great to see you.

Gallant: I gotta run and catch up with the wife, but what are you up to later? Let’s go get a drink and catch up!

Goofus: (fiddles with one year chip in pocket) Yeah, uh,

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Mastodon at 39 High School


being intimidated by cool 20 year olds

oiled of course, glistening in the email, fuck it

when I was a liberal, I used to wonder why people in Central and South America would riot over things like inflation or food prices. Because the economy is basically random, like the weather, right? Anyway those people were and are smarter than me

I don't know if the word has been spread on here but etsy sellers are planning a strike next week (from the 11th to the 18th) in response to increased fees.

This petition goes into more details into the why :

If I was the political party in power with a big election coming up and the Consumer Price Index was outpacing wage growth by over 50%, my messaging on the economy might be "I feel your pain" and not "Look at this line graph, idiot, things are actually fine."

But what do I know?

It's really sad about Bruce Willis. Do yourself a favor and grab Moonlighting off of the Pirate Bay. It's a delightful show, they don't do prestige comedy like that any more.

Elon Musk 

It's such bullshit that Elon Musk called his company "Tesla." All he does is hire a bunch of researchers to work in his patent mill.

He's the most Thomas Edison motherfucker I can imagine.

Mental illness 

It's always starting to get better

i do not think rock and roll is a strong foundation for a city

Happy spring equinox everyone!

If you have any special activities, rituals or observances that you do today, i'd love to hear about it!

propaganda is so powerful. Russia is clearly, clearly, clearly winning the war but Americans are brainwashed into thinking Putin will surrender any day now

Futbol fans in Belgrade holding up banners of US military interventions since 1950:
Korea 1950, Guatemala 1954, Indonesia 1958, Cuba 1961, Vietnam 1961, Congo 1964, Laos 1964, Brazil 1964, Dominican republic 1965, Greece 1967, Argentina 1976, Nicaragua 1981, Grenada 1984, Phillipines 1989, Panama 1989, Iraq 1991, 2003, Republic of Srpska 1995, Sudan 1998, Yugoslavia 1999, Afghanistan 2001, Yemen 2002, Somalia 2006, Libya 2011, Syria 2011... #AbolishNato

Good morning Party People, why the fuck are the Muppets winning

you can’t embarrass me because i’ve fucked up basically every social interaction i’ve participated in since i was born and i remember it all. sometimes i even screw up at being a person when im alone. i exist out of space and time in a pain dimension of soul-eviscerating social mortification and there is nothing you could possibly do to me that would register as more than background radiation. your like ants to me

Star Wars 

Because of Star Wars fatigue, I hadn't seen The Last Jedi until just last night.

The lore comes at you left and right. The plot has way too many little hooks and details in it compared to the original trilogy's economic use of exposition. But whatever, it was a fun space adventure and they finally made good use of the new trilogy's excellent cast. And Palpatine returning in the opening crawl was fucking funny, people take this shit too seriously.

Three and a half stars out of five.

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Thrushes? Oh you mean "laserdisk"

"but doctor, I am Pagliacci"

*into wire mic* We got him, MOVE IN! NOW!

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