why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance? 

He had no body to go with

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what do you call two witches that share an apartment? 

Broom-mates

what is a vampire’s favorite fruit? 

A neck-tarine

why doesn’t the mummy have any friends 

He’s just too wrapped up in himself

what is a ghost’s favorite meal? 

Spook-ghetti

why do ghosts hang out at bars? 

Plenty of boos

where does a zombie go on vacation? 

The Dead Sea

why don’t skeletons like scary movies? 

They don’t have the guts

why do other monsters hate Dracula? 

He’s a pain in the neck

why do demons and ghouls hang out so much? 

Because demons are a ghoul’s best friend

why do other monsters hate Dracula? 

@Thomas yeah he really bites, and every time we hang out it just sucks

why do demons and ghouls hang out so much? 

@Thomas thomas you're a delight

why do demons and ghouls hang out so much? 

@parenthetical I’m simply in the holiday spirit

why do demons and ghouls hang out so much, a punch-up 

@Thomas because demons are a ghoul's best fiend

what is a vampire’s favorite fruit? 

@Thomas I was about to reply Blood Orange

what is a vampire’s favorite fruit? 

@ChaosSkeleton damn, that would definitely work too

what do you call two witches that share an apartment? 

@Thomas oh my god they were broom-mates

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