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Every American Patriotic Holiday is simply "long weekend for cooking hamburgers"

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@Thomas valid to drink beer and eat a burger. hell yeah to that my pal

@Thomas my friends used to joke that every Jewish holiday was "They tried to kill us, they didn't, let's eat"

@Thomas memorial day: overwhelming joy at the universally-agreed upon start of the hamburger season

labor day: overwhelming sorrow at the universally-agreed upon end of the hamburger season

(I don't give a fuck, I'll fire up the grill in December if I feel like it)

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