No, mum. You can't just "pause" mastodon. If I log off they're going to either start attacking each other like feral animals or make a new meme that isn't funny. This is very important.
@snakeboy I logged off yesterday for like 5 minutes and almost missed Jackdaw being lewd on main. I never would have lived it down.
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