dinosaurs were too big to fuck. checkmate paleontologists
Hmmm makes you think
@Thomas nothing with a tail can mate, everybody knows that
@Pixley how could it possibly happen???
@Thomas someone give them a barbie and ken doll so they can get very confused when they try ramming their groins together but nothing pops out
@Thomas that page owns, but hoo boy do a lot of those get anti-semitic real fast
@laser yeah, there are some *really* bad anti-semetic and anti-LGBTQ+ ones.
@Thomas I am cackling lmaoooo
I want a tee shirt with the missionary stegosauruses on it with the caption “Too Big To Fuck”
@RobinHood I love that one because it’s the only way they could imagine these animals fucking
That’s what the plates are for, they’re like golf cleats
@RobinHood not exactly high res, but go hog wild
That’ll show those evolutionist dinocucks
@RobinHood I want to make these and sell them
You absolute madman! I’m buying one
@RobinHood well, if you do at least it's 15% off. Also I cannot speak to the quality of any of them, lol
Ordered! I’ll post a pic when it comes in
@RobinHood thanks, haha. ridiculous
@Thomas finally its the scalies time to educate.
@mxsiege lol oh no
@elfi I mean, the evidence is right there! Too big to fuck
@Thomas embarrassed someone took this pic of my animal crackers before i was done with my snack time
@Thomas they hired the same graphic designer who made the straight pride flag, I see
@Thomas so am i but no one bats an eye.
@policeinchains well, thanks for that
@Thomas it's why elephants got such long trunks
@substack oh no, lol
@Jewbacchus please CW your kinks
@Thomas see also: turtles
@twistylittlepassages I will never learn how turtles mate. I cannot.
@Thomas they had very long, flexible hogs that could slither around the tail. i am anti-sex and take no pleasure in reporting this
@esvrld horrible, just reprehensible
@Thomas it's good they went extinct
@esvrld they will not be missed
@Thomas yeah, of the Devil
@Thomas this is the only political compass that matters
@Thomas I had no idea dinosaurs were incels.
@whiskeysailor they’re doing their best
@Thomas this is the weirdest political compass
@strnom I’m somewhere between triceratops and T. rex I think
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