Thomas, Family Friendly @Thomas@laserdisc.party

Fuck work, I’m going to the movies

“Y’all” is a superior plural pronoun. “Ain’t” is a perfectly good contraction. “Reckon” is a fantastic verb for describing when you are of an opinion. “Yonder” is the only word to describe that way over there.

My greatest weakness is that I absolutely cannot just shut the fuck up.

Put this on my tombstone

His real name is Scout but I’m not sure I’ve ever called him that

He likes to swim from one side to the other then get out. Just a little dip

Scoot Scoot had a little swim

For some reason I keep Eugen featured on my profile along with Larry Csonka (no relation)

@Gargron now that I have you, how do I delete and redraft

Fuckin got him with the cat pic lol

@Gargron

Anyway, I hope he sees my posts about the new app. I like it I just need a little help as I am technologically illiterate

I talk shit about nerds too much

@Gargron also I was not featured in any of the images on the iOS app store, I can only assume this was a simple oversight

@Gargron also not seeing alt text on images. I can type it in but I don’t see it

@Gargron also my post settings are public but the app defaults to followers only. Where is the place to change that?

Mastodon app won’t let me post a pic without text in the post, is that correct @Gargron or am I doing something wrong?

It’s a start

I’m not saying anyone should murder Bill Lee, specifically. Not saying that. What I *am* saying is that if he were kidnapped and the mansion burned down, that could have interesting results

In real life, not in Minecraft

I know I’m preaching to the choir here but I’m reading about direct action against the rich right now and wondering how many people it would take to successfully storm a governor’s mansion

What if, and hear me out on this one, what if we forgave any back rent due and abolished landlords?

I’m not saying that I’m better at pool maintenance than my dad, and Florida is different than Tennessee, but there are live tadpoles in this pool.