“Y’all” is a superior plural pronoun. “Ain’t” is a perfectly good contraction. “Reckon” is a fantastic verb for describing when you are of an opinion. “Yonder” is the only word to describe that way over there.

**Of Memphis** @Thomas@laserdisc.party · Sep 26, 2018, 15:08

Pinned toot

**Of Memphis** @Thomas@laserdisc.party · Sep 26, 2018, 15:08

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Mastodon is great because everyone is nice and supportive and also I learned what a “slime girl” is.

**Of Memphis** @Thomas@laserdisc.party · Nov 14, 2018, 13:28

**Of Memphis** @Thomas@laserdisc.party · Nov 14, 2018, 13:28

Nov 14, 2018, 13:28

Of Memphis @Thomas@laserdisc.party

Ah yes, there it is. The one thing the machines could never replicate. The HUMAN algorithm. Good morning.

**Of Memphis** @Thomas@laserdisc.party · Nov 14, 2018, 07:53

**Of Memphis** @Thomas@laserdisc.party · Nov 14, 2018, 07:53

Nov 14, 2018, 07:53

Of Memphis @Thomas@laserdisc.party

My Number One Son asked me to draw :stubby: for him on his whiteboard tonight. When wins the Oscar for Best Animated Feature this year, I’m going to expect a lot of apologies.

**Of Memphis** · Nov 14, 2018, 07:45

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**Los Ingobernables De Mastodon** @Los_Ingobernables_De_Mastodon@jorts.horse · Nov 14, 2018, 07:45

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**Of Memphis** · Nov 14, 2018, 07:18

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**Nestor Spankhno** @NestorSpankhno@jorts.horse · Nov 14, 2018, 07:18

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**Of Memphis** · Nov 14, 2018, 07:27

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**Los Ingobernables De Mastodon** @Los_Ingobernables_De_Mastodon@jorts.horse · Nov 14, 2018, 07:27

Nov 14, 2018, 07:27

Los Ingobernables De Mastodon @Los_Ingobernables_De_Mastodon@jorts.horse

weird how everyone who's into slime also watched nickelodeon as a kid

**Of Memphis** · Nov 14, 2018, 07:02

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**Grandma** @Kirito@efdn.club · Nov 14, 2018, 07:02

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Grandma @Kirito@efdn.club

**Of Memphis** · Nov 14, 2018, 02:20

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**Eddie Vader** @matt@radical.town · Nov 14, 2018, 02:20

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im just working out my whole deal here, don't mind me

**Of Memphis** · Nov 14, 2018, 06:45

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**Dickie Greenleaf** @DickieGreenleaf@occult.camp · Nov 14, 2018, 06:45

Nov 14, 2018, 06:45

Dickie Greenleaf @DickieGreenleaf@occult.camp

at least feudalism had kick ass ax battles

**Of Memphis** @Thomas@laserdisc.party · Nov 14, 2018, 06:47

**Of Memphis** @Thomas@laserdisc.party · Nov 14, 2018, 06:47

Nov 14, 2018, 06:47

Of Memphis @Thomas@laserdisc.party

Goddam, this is the front page of Jeff Foxworthy’s website. Too real, Jeff, that’s not even a joke.

**Of Memphis** · Nov 13, 2018, 20:12

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**Of Memphis** @Thomas@laserdisc.party · Nov 13, 2018, 20:12

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Of Memphis @Thomas@laserdisc.party

You know I keep that MF thang on me

**Of Memphis** @Thomas@laserdisc.party · Nov 14, 2018, 06:41

**Of Memphis** @Thomas@laserdisc.party · Nov 14, 2018, 06:41

Nov 14, 2018, 06:41

Of Memphis @Thomas@laserdisc.party

It’s absurdly hard to come up with Southern bits that don’t come out sounding like Jeff Foxworthy jokes.

**Of Memphis** · Nov 14, 2018, 01:35

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**Of Memphis** @Thomas@laserdisc.party · Nov 14, 2018, 01:35

Nov 14, 2018, 01:35

Of Memphis @Thomas@laserdisc.party

*Youth pastor voice*
“You know who ELSE was a free speech extremist?”

**Of Memphis** · Nov 14, 2018, 01:58

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**Of Memphis** @Thomas@laserdisc.party · Nov 14, 2018, 01:58

Nov 14, 2018, 01:58

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Lmao there are people with real amazing scripts that can’t get produced and real finished movies that can’t get distribution and we’re getting Detective fucking Pikachu.