ᵀᴹ @Thomas@laserdisc.party

​#MastoVoice intro. Listen to my dulcet tones.

My greatest weakness is that I absolutely cannot just shut the fuck up.

Put this on my tombstone

“Y’all” is a superior plural pronoun. “Ain’t” is a perfectly good contraction. “Reckon” is a fantastic verb for describing when you are of an opinion. “Yonder” is the only word to describe that way over there.

Mastodon is great because everyone is nice and supportive and also I learned what a “slime girl” is.

This is like the 3rd movie reference in a row for me, I hope @derek keeps track

For the 2nd time, someone named Thomas has interacted with something I posted. The fools. I will track them down for the quickening.

You knew he was a bad guy because he was greasy as fuck but for some reason everyone else could find somewhere to shower

Wormtongue the original clout chaser

Flexing my clout like Grima Wormtongue to destroy small users and promote 1k+ posters

Wait, the *second* greatest soundtrack of all time is by Ennio Morricone. That’s also important. I lean towards The Thing, but any Morricone is good here.

Other acceptable Southern traditions include: delicious food and hospitality.

Damn, real fucking shit up hours, who up?

That’s all, there’s nothing else, this is just FYI.

Conan The Barbarian by Basil Poledouris is the greatest soundtrack of all time.