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“Y’all” is a superior plural pronoun. “Ain’t” is a perfectly good contraction. “Reckon” is a fantastic verb for describing when you are of an opinion. “Yonder” is the only word to describe that way over there.

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My greatest weakness is that I absolutely cannot just shut the fuck up.

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candy poll 

Fruit Tootsie Rolls are better than Chocolate Tootsie Rolls

Y’all’s y’all’d y’all’re y’all’ve y’all’d’ve

Zoe is a rescue and she won’t come near me because she does not like men.

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"DRINK WATER FOR ONCE IN YOUR FUCKING LIFE" WRONG COFFEE IS LIKE 80% WATER

The best part of not going home with any of the chicks tonight is that they weren’t subjected to any talk about Burt and his bees.

some freakin brainiacs on here... I'll push the lot of you into the freaking locker

playing turban sage as knzk goes down like the band on the titanic

*solemnly gestures for someone to roll out weeg's instance cycle post again*

Nobody thought someone would be wearing this watch 38 years after they made it

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