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My greatest weakness is that I absolutely cannot just shut the fuck up.

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“Y’all” is a superior plural pronoun. “Ain’t” is a perfectly good contraction. “Reckon” is a fantastic verb for describing when you are of an opinion. “Yonder” is the only word to describe that way over there.

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Mastodon is great because everyone is nice and supportive and also I learned what a “slime girl” is.


@pig pig will LIKE your POSTS and he's NICE and GOOD

@adrenalineetc maybe the most consistently funny user on this web site

@KT also dangerously funny. look out

@comradetaylorswift told me how to disable autoplay gifs on my first week here in like september. will probably help you too

@peemobil follow peemo

@spineberg spineberg

tonight olga and i are watching a film about a house with a clock in its walls.

I hate to say it, but with :hacker_k: :hacker_n: :hacker_z: :hacker_k: 's unreliability, I think I need another instance. But which one? Mufos, help a friend out here?

@Thomas Thomas flag. A red flag with a white diamond and star, with a five petal lavender flower like the one in your hair. The red and star represents leftism.

@derek - manager of Mastodon’s video store

@Bigtreatboy - one of the people that lead me from birdland to here

@starwall - made me my stunning and wonderful flag which I love


maybe the loch ness monster doesnt want 2 be found.... maybe we should just respect its wishes

My most well thought out political opinion is that it's still okay to watch and enjoy Leone films despite Clint Eastwood being a colossal piece of shit

A fun story is that the Globetrotters lost to the Washington Generals by accident in 1971. Children cried and the guy that scored the winning goal said the fans looked at him like he had killed Santa Claus

@pbandkate Pre-Mastodon Kate: has no particular thoughts about teeth

Mastodon Radicalized Kate: TEETH TEETH TEETH TEeTH

Mastodon is the neighborhood bodega to Twitter's Walmart

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