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And now, by way of this is an account about movies, dad stuff, and being from the south.

I'm Thomas From the Internet; you may have heard of me. My reputation is impeccable, my posts exceptional.

If you like sports, I'm also the admin of AllPro.Social, Mastodon's only sports instance. You can follow me there @thomas@allpro.social

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“Y’all” is a superior plural pronoun. “Ain’t” is a perfectly good contraction. “Reckon” is a fantastic verb for describing when you are of an opinion. “Yonder” is the only word to describe that way over there.

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My greatest weakness is that I absolutely cannot just shut the fuck up.

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Please give me some other options for witchy (not witches) decor. I have a pentagram made from branches on my door, lots of skulls all around

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I don't know what an isekai is and at this point I'm afraid to ask

We’re going to do a small party this year so I put my devil traps out in the kitchen

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Give me one month of spooky stuff. Let me have my favorite holiday

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I think that knocking over all the Christmas displays in stores should be totally legal

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y'all what the fuck is Ari Aster putting in these movies

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what the fuck is up timeline, tell me how your day's going

I am behind on all movie watching because I am so fucking exhausted all the time. I've been falling asleep at like 10PM which is absurd for me. I usually stay up past 1

What are some things in movies that you avoid watching? For me it's

1. Children in peril/being harmed
2. Superheroes
3. Obviously crappy animated movies that my kid chooses instead of the good ones that I lean him towards because children always choose the worst shit possible for some reason

You are an algorithm, a lifeless thing. Fuck off, you cannot see into my mind

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Don't curate my experience. I do not wish to be curated

All Monsters Attack is just recycled footage from other Godzilla movies with a loose framing device of a kid that gets bullied and also accidentally kidnapped. He has a dream about his bully being a kaiju that gets beat up by an unusually tall Minilla. That's the only new kaiju footage and it sucks

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She is an extremely nice person and we are politically aligned

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LASERDISC 💿 PARTY

Welcome to laserdisc.party, a movie-flavoured instance home to friendly video store chitchat and general bonhomie.