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My greatest weakness is that I absolutely cannot just shut the fuck up.

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“Y’all” is a superior plural pronoun. “Ain’t” is a perfectly good contraction. “Reckon” is a fantastic verb for describing when you are of an opinion. “Yonder” is the only word to describe that way over there.

anyone ever notice how the airport is sorta like a dystopia? haha, bet u didn't. now you have to buy my book and give me the Hugo. did you ever notice how we are turned into cattle in TSA line?? ever notice it???

if a slogan ever applies to me i will summarily sever myself from reality and float off into vagueness forever

I once saw a grizzly bear like 100 yards away up on a ridge and I swear to god there is a primal instinct of terror that hits you.

Me, petting a bear, violence (obvs) 

this thing has been an absolute pain to make but it is going to be so worth it. might be able to finish it tonight

In a ruined building, rows of corn drying on the roof, a small fire burning in a waste basket, the last newspaper editor, sits at his desk, dressed in rags, carving a headline into a piece of bark

“What was civilization and did Millennials kill it?”

Fellas is it gay to defeat your nemesis in a duel, and then stand over him, breathing hard, and throw away your sword?

2020: has fully infiltrated the fediverse. All posts are automated, users are now referred to as 'human capital'

If I had my #YangGang freedom dividend, I would use it to pay for feet pictures from the wonderful #women and men in uniform @yang

your right i can definitely fit a guillotine in the back of my truck

The South isn’t some endless wasteland of hyperconservative hicks. It’s large swathes of marginalized and often very radical people being repressed by far-right States which perpetuate themselves by disenfranchising most of their subjects.

At the grizzly bear enclosure at the Memphis zoo there are big cracks in boulders where the bears can see you and snuffle at you; however, you still may not touch the bears

Eugen keeps rejecting all my requests to be verified which is total horseshit.


me when i drive my ford focus through the front of a Zaxby's

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