Thomas Classic @Thomas@laserdisc.party

Fuck work, I’m going to the movies

“Y’all” is a superior plural pronoun. “Ain’t” is a perfectly good contraction. “Reckon” is a fantastic verb for describing when you are of an opinion. “Yonder” is the only word to describe that way over there.

My greatest weakness is that I absolutely cannot just shut the fuck up.

Put this on my tombstone

Literally even their dog is Doug the Pug, a social media celeb with like 10 million followers

I’ll say I was occasionally distracted by going like “is that Eric Andre? Is that Conan O’Brian? Is that Danny McBride?” Turns out yes, it was. A million celebs doing voices in this. Since my kid has no idea who they are it didn’t matter at all

Really enjoyed The Mitchells Vs the Machines. My kid guffawed several times during it and they have a pug named Monchi that was very cute

It's Fuck Up Friday let's get out here and make some fucking misteaks

They’ve got a 5 minute recitation of a poem listed that 4 users have *allegedly* seen.

What the fuck are we even doing here

Ah yes, the unsold pilot for the Orson Welles show, this belongs in a list of movies.

This really only bothers me because my Letterboxd will never say 100% for Welles as director because of all this nonsense

The Deep, for example, is not a movie by Orson Welles. It’s not actually a movie at all!

There’s a ton of this stuff laying around

“Wow, this half finished restoration that I was never meant to see in this context sure is disappointing”

And then give it bad reviews!

This kind of thing bugs me because it was never intended to be screened by itself but rather as part of a stage show, was thought to be lost, they found a work print and put it together in 2013. This is so clearly not his intent for this piece and yet people watch and review it like a movie

Damn, can’t believe Welles made a movie about me

Welles’ ability to frame a shot, his understanding of light and shadow are unparalleled and all the better in color

Fuck, this movie is gorgeous

His voice is so iconic

I’m watching The Immortal Story

Incredible movie about the perils of jaywalking