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My greatest weakness is that I absolutely cannot just shut the fuck up.

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“Y’all” is a superior plural pronoun. “Ain’t” is a perfectly good contraction. “Reckon” is a fantastic verb for describing when you are of an opinion. “Yonder” is the only word to describe that way over there.

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Mastodon is great because everyone is nice and supportive and also I learned what a “slime girl” is.

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*ground rumbles as we begin to emerge - shrieking in unison*

NIGHT CREW
NIGHT CREW
NIGHT CREW

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gonna start making all my posts polls so we can have a Facebook-style react system

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This is like the 3rd movie reference in a row for me, I hope @derek keeps track

For the 2nd time, someone named Thomas has interacted with something I posted. The fools. I will track them down for the quickening.

You knew he was a bad guy because he was greasy as fuck but for some reason everyone else could find somewhere to shower

Flexing my clout like Grima Wormtongue to destroy small users and promote 1k+ posters

Wait, the *second* greatest soundtrack of all time is by Ennio Morricone. That’s also important. I lean towards The Thing, but any Morricone is good here.

Other acceptable Southern traditions include: delicious food and hospitality.

Damn, real fucking shit up hours, who up?

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Don’t call yourself a gamer if you haven’t beaten everything through the Gold Group on Rollercoaster Tycoon Classic for iPhone.

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Building my reputation as the most pure and chaste account on Mastodon

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Double negatives are a proud Southern tradition and y’all ain’t never taking that away.

That’s all, there’s nothing else, this is just FYI.

Conan The Barbarian by Basil Poledouris is the greatest soundtrack of all time.

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