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My greatest weakness is that I absolutely cannot just shut the fuck up.

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“Y’all” is a superior plural pronoun. “Ain’t” is a perfectly good contraction. “Reckon” is a fantastic verb for describing when you are of an opinion. “Yonder” is the only word to describe that way over there.


who would win?

@Thomas a reply without a fav is a date without a kiss, a coffee without a sugar, a cool breeze without the heat

I say this as someone that does not follow back, so take that with a grain of salt.

the culture is pouring your heart out in support for someone you've known online for exactly two weeks and then posting something like "burple haze"

If you laugh you must boost and fave. If you reply you must fave. If we banter you must follow. This is simple human decency.

As if I am speaking to you and only you. This lasts about 15 seconds but to you it will feel like an eternity

I professionally talk to people and it’s a fact that if you’re ever in one of my presentations I will make extended eye contact with you.

Thanos in the comfortable leather interior of his F-150 turns on the radio. 50 Cent's In the Club starts playing. A delicate smile curls on Thanos' purple lips as he smashes the gas pedal down. Those avengers are in trouble

But every time I look at it I want to watch it less.

I feel like I should watch this year’s Avenger’s movie if I’m gonna comment on 2019 in movies.

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