Popcorn Gremlin @Thomas@laserdisc.party

And now, by way of #introduction this is an account about movies, dad stuff, and being from the south.

I'm Thomas From the Internet; you may have heard of me. My reputation is impeccable, my posts exceptional.

If you like sports, I'm also the admin of AllPro.Social, Mastodon's only sports instance. You can follow me there @thomas@allpro.social

“Y’all” is a superior plural pronoun. “Ain’t” is a perfectly good contraction. “Reckon” is a fantastic verb for describing when you are of an opinion. “Yonder” is the only word to describe that way over there.

My greatest weakness is that I absolutely cannot just shut the fuck up.

Put this on my tombstone

Give me one month of spooky stuff. Let me have my favorite holiday

I think that knocking over all the Christmas displays in stores should be totally legal

I fucking love Halloween

What are some things in movies that you avoid watching? For me it's

1. Children in peril/being harmed
2. Superheroes
3. Obviously crappy animated movies that my kid chooses instead of the good ones that I lean him towards because children always choose the worst shit possible for some reason

A bunch of these are first HD release though

All Monsters Attack is just recycled footage from other Godzilla movies with a loose framing device of a kid that gets bullied and also accidentally kidnapped. He has a dream about his bully being a kaiju that gets beat up by an unusually tall Minilla. That's the only new kaiju footage and it sucks