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“Y’all” is a superior plural pronoun. “Ain’t” is a perfectly good contraction. “Reckon” is a fantastic verb for describing when you are of an opinion. “Yonder” is the only word to describe that way over there.

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My greatest weakness is that I absolutely cannot just shut the fuck up.

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There was meant to be an all female spin-off Expendables movie called The ExpendaBelles and I wish I was kidding

it goes like this:
the fourth, the fifth,
the minor fall,
and the major lift;
the baffled king composing
despacito!

despacito,
despacito,
despacito,
despaciiiiiiiito

Option 1 is what we will refer to as the Infinite Stallones Theory, this posits a universe where, at any given moment, there are at least two people that look exactly like beloved action performer Sylvester Stallone, the other of whom is a dangerous mercenary.

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Haven’t been online much this week so now y’all gotta see Infinite Stallone Theory again

In the film Expendables 2, the character Trench, played by Arnold Schwarzenegger, says, “who’s next, Rambo?” which posits a few possibilities for the Expendables Universe:

1. Stallone exists and played Rambo, Barney simply bears a strong resemblance

2. Stallone does not exist and another actor played the titular Rambo in the film franchise

3. Rambo is a real person that Trench believes may arrive to help (resemblance to Stallone unknown)

It was college so yea, I aped Sin City so it’s black and white with the blood keyed in red and it’s ambiguous as to whether or not the guy is actually a literal vampire or just a murderer that *believes* he is

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I shot quite a bit of it but the production was cursed. My lead shaved in the middle of the production for no good reason and the guy playing the priest burst a blood vessel in his eye. I cut together a trailer for it from what footage I got and it’s pretty bad lmao

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The whole idea was that he wasn’t a Victorian aristocrat, he was some dumb kid from Alabama and got stuck into some bad situations. He had to move a lot because it’s kind of conspicuous to be a vampire wherever

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I wrote a short film about a confederate soldier that got turned into a vampire and was living now, just trying to get by. He worked nights and basically survived on low wages and money he stole from his food. He had a really shitty apartment and depression.

I’ve actually been billing you for my posts for years. I auto draft 15¢ from your bank account for each fave.

Yes, I’m straight. Yes, I have salmonella. We exist.

Mad about this. Just got me a dope spider farm up and running and I’m tryna get some levels baybeeee

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Personally I think it’s good. We talked about it afterwards and what he thinks.

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