Thomas, Kurosawa Enthusiast @Thomas@laserdisc.party

Fuck work, I’m going to the movies

“Y’all” is a superior plural pronoun. “Ain’t” is a perfectly good contraction. “Reckon” is a fantastic verb for describing when you are of an opinion. “Yonder” is the only word to describe that way over there.

My greatest weakness is that I absolutely cannot just shut the fuck up.

Put this on my tombstone

I’m watching MASH (1970)

Korea was America’s first “wacky” war

Capitalism baybeeee!

Haven’t been online much this week so now y’all gotta see Infinite Stallone Theory again

It was college so yea, I aped Sin City so it’s black and white with the blood keyed in red and it’s ambiguous as to whether or not the guy is actually a literal vampire or just a murderer that *believes* he is

I shot quite a bit of it but the production was cursed. My lead shaved in the middle of the production for no good reason and the guy playing the priest burst a blood vessel in his eye. I cut together a trailer for it from what footage I got and it’s pretty bad lmao

The whole idea was that he wasn’t a Victorian aristocrat, he was some dumb kid from Alabama and got stuck into some bad situations. He had to move a lot because it’s kind of conspicuous to be a vampire wherever

I wrote a short film about a confederate soldier that got turned into a vampire and was living now, just trying to get by. He worked nights and basically survived on low wages and money he stole from his food. He had a really shitty apartment and depression.

I’ve actually been billing you for my posts for years. I auto draft 15¢ from your bank account for each fave.

“I guess we’ll have another blood rave...” *sigh*

Vampires are always bored as all hell

Yes, I’m straight. Yes, I have salmonella. We exist.

Mad about this. Just got me a dope spider farm up and running and I’m tryna get some levels baybeeee

Wtf I can’t play Minecraft because XBOX live is down

Personally I think it’s good. We talked about it afterwards and what he thinks.