Thomas, Eternal King of Summer @Thomas@laserdisc.party

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“Y’all” is a superior plural pronoun. “Ain’t” is a perfectly good contraction. “Reckon” is a fantastic verb for describing when you are of an opinion. “Yonder” is the only word to describe that way over there.

My greatest weakness is that I absolutely cannot just shut the fuck up.

Put this on my tombstone

Fruit Tootsie Rolls are better than Chocolate Tootsie Rolls

Box dog trying off some new angles

The Fast *and* the Furious?!

They have a very nice and stereotypically southern back deck

A painted saw that hangs on my in-laws’ porch

Zoe is a rescue and she won’t come near me because she does not like men.

My mother-in-law’s pup

*Tom Waits voice* Radtown

Nobody thought someone would be wearing this watch 38 years after they made it

My watch thinks it’s 1920 lmao

What is this bug?

I wasn’t gonna squish it anyway