“Y’all” is a superior plural pronoun. “Ain’t” is a perfectly good contraction. “Reckon” is a fantastic verb for describing when you are of an opinion. “Yonder” is the only word to describe that way over there.

**(crumbling version)** @Thomas@laserdisc.party · Sep 26, 2018, 15:08

Pinned toot

**(crumbling version)** @Thomas@laserdisc.party · Sep 26, 2018, 15:08

Sep 26, 2018, 15:08

(crumbling version) @Thomas@laserdisc.party

Mastodon is great because everyone is nice and supportive and also I learned what a “slime girl” is.

**(crumbling version)** · Jan 18, 2019, 21:58

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**James Cheese** @dreamsofcheese@knzk.me · Jan 18, 2019, 21:58

Jan 18, 2019, 21:58

James Cheese @dreamsofcheese@knzk.me

#FF

@pig pig will LIKE your POSTS and he's NICE and GOOD

@adrenalineetc maybe the most consistently funny user on this web site

@KT also dangerously funny. look out

@comradetaylorswift told me how to disable autoplay gifs on my first week here in like september. will probably help you too

@peemobil follow peemo

@spineberg spineberg

**(crumbling version)** · Jan 19, 2019, 00:03

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**Ada** @AdaAimee@mastodon.social · Jan 19, 2019, 00:03

Jan 19, 2019, 00:03

Ada @AdaAimee@mastodon.social

Here are some birds.

**(crumbling version)** · Jan 19, 2019, 00:03

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**horrowfide** @horrowfide@mastodon.social · Jan 19, 2019, 00:03

Jan 19, 2019, 00:03

horrowfide @horrowfide@mastodon.social

tonight olga and i are watching a film about a house with a clock in its walls.

**(crumbling version)** · Jan 18, 2019, 16:55

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**not a cia agent🌹** @citrustwee@knzk.me · Jan 18, 2019, 16:55

Jan 18, 2019, 16:55

not a cia agent🌹 @citrustwee@knzk.me

can i get some boosts

**(crumbling version)** · Jan 18, 2019, 23:30

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**🏆Max Breakdown🍍 💨✅** @Adoxographer@knzk.me · Jan 18, 2019, 23:30

Jan 18, 2019, 23:30

🏆Max Breakdown🍍 💨✅ @Adoxographer@knzk.me

I hate to say it, but with :hacker_k: :hacker_n: :hacker_z: 's unreliability, I think I need another instance. But which one? Mufos, help a friend out here?

**(crumbling version)** · Jan 18, 2019, 23:46

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**Bones & Feathers** @Bones_and_Feathers@witches.live · Jan 18, 2019, 23:46

Jan 18, 2019, 23:46

Bones & Feathers @Bones_and_Feathers@witches.live

#DMKelsey 💛
#wholesome #supportive

**(crumbling version)** · Jan 18, 2019, 04:12

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**hellwall 😈** @starwall@radical.town · Jan 18, 2019, 04:12

Jan 18, 2019, 04:12

hellwall 😈 @starwall@radical.town

@Thomas Thomas flag. A red flag with a white diamond and star, with a five petal lavender flower like the one in your hair. The red and star represents leftism.

**(crumbling version)** · Jan 18, 2019, 16:10

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**(crumbling version)** @Thomas@laserdisc.party · Jan 18, 2019, 16:10

Jan 18, 2019, 16:10

(crumbling version) @Thomas@laserdisc.party

#FF
@derek - manager of Mastodon’s video store

@Bigtreatboy - one of the people that lead me from birdland to here

@starwall - made me my stunning and wonderful flag which I love

**(crumbling version)** · Jan 18, 2019, 20:33

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**🏆Max Breakdown🍍 💨✅** @Adoxographer@knzk.me · Jan 18, 2019, 20:33

Jan 18, 2019, 20:33

🏆Max Breakdown🍍 💨✅ @Adoxographer@knzk.me

Trashmen matter

**(crumbling version)** · Jan 18, 2019, 21:16

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**✧ 𝔏𝔬𝔯𝔡 𝔊𝔬𝔟 ✧** @pizza@goblin.camp · Jan 18, 2019, 21:16

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**Squid President** @SquidPresident@cryptids.online · Jan 18, 2019, 20:45

Jan 18, 2019, 20:45

Squid President @SquidPresident@cryptids.online

Frantically Googling: HOW TO GET CRUMBS OUT OF MY SOCIAL MEDIA

**(crumbling version)** · Jan 18, 2019, 19:58

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KT @KT@radical.town · Jan 18, 2019, 19:58

Jan 18, 2019, 19:58

KT @KT@radical.town

maybe the loch ness monster doesnt want 2 be found.... maybe we should just respect its wishes

**(crumbling version)** · Jan 18, 2019, 20:30

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**Non Posadists don't interact** @SaintoftheSun@witches.live · Jan 18, 2019, 20:30

Jan 18, 2019, 20:30

Non Posadists don't interact @SaintoftheSun@witches.live

Getting political on Mastodon dot com

**(crumbling version)** @Thomas@laserdisc.party · Jan 18, 2019, 20:40

**(crumbling version)** @Thomas@laserdisc.party · Jan 18, 2019, 20:40

Jan 18, 2019, 20:40

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My most well thought out political opinion is that it's still okay to watch and enjoy Leone films despite Clint Eastwood being a colossal piece of shit

**(crumbling version)** · Jan 18, 2019, 20:24

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**Crumbling Webpage** @Excuse_haver@mastodon.social · Jan 18, 2019, 20:24

Jan 18, 2019, 20:24

Crumbling Webpage @Excuse_haver@mastodon.social

Here’s a #ff for some good posters that did good posts this week.

@healyn
@pbandkate
@nuttgodd
@spineberg
@anthonydavis
@_aD
@dayglochainsaw
@cambrian_era
@peptostate
@elchapo
@dankwraith
@Pixley
@starwall
@johnrandom
@whiskeysailor

**(crumbling version)** @Thomas@laserdisc.party · Jan 18, 2019, 20:21

**(crumbling version)** @Thomas@laserdisc.party · Jan 18, 2019, 20:21

Jan 18, 2019, 20:21

(crumbling version) @Thomas@laserdisc.party

A fun story is that the Globetrotters lost to the Washington Generals by accident in 1971. Children cried and the guy that scored the winning goal said the fans looked at him like he had killed Santa Claus