Thomas (Sicko Mode) @Thomas@laserdisc.party

“Y’all” is a superior plural pronoun. “Ain’t” is a perfectly good contraction. “Reckon” is a fantastic verb for describing when you are of an opinion. “Yonder” is the only word to describe that way over there.

My greatest weakness is that I absolutely cannot just shut the fuck up.

Put this on my tombstone

“If I puke on your stuff it’s mine now,” I mutter, wiping vomit from the corner of my mouth, standing over my neighbor’s Trans Am, and making unrelenting, bleary, watery eye-contact.

Am sick

I wanted the Pikachu to keep being detective Pikachu instead of his dad because detective Pikachu was fun.

Pokemon time baybeeee

I’ve lost all trust in you

I’m not sure if people like the pokemon movie or if they’re messing with me

Laying in bed sick probably gonna fall asleep during it movie:

Cowards, all of you

I was gonna go to the movies but I got home and I might actually be sick not just “leave work early” sick

2020 Take Your Phone Off Silent

Hey, Dave came back and I give full credit to myself for mentioning him