Option 1 is what we will refer to as the Infinite Stallones Theory, this posits a universe where, at any given moment, there are at least two people that look exactly like beloved action performer Sylvester Stallone, the other of whom is a dangerous mercenary.
In the film Expendables 2, the character Trench, played by Arnold Schwarzenegger, says, “who’s next, Rambo?” which posits a few possibilities for the Expendables Universe:
1. Stallone exists and played Rambo, Barney simply bears a strong resemblance
2. Stallone does not exist and another actor played the titular Rambo in the film franchise
3. Rambo is a real person that Trench believes may arrive to help (resemblance to Stallone unknown)
It was college so yea, I aped Sin City so it’s black and white with the blood keyed in red and it’s ambiguous as to whether or not the guy is actually a literal vampire or just a murderer that *believes* he is
I shot quite a bit of it but the production was cursed. My lead shaved in the middle of the production for no good reason and the guy playing the priest burst a blood vessel in his eye. I cut together a trailer for it from what footage I got and it’s pretty bad lmao
The whole idea was that he wasn’t a Victorian aristocrat, he was some dumb kid from Alabama and got stuck into some bad situations. He had to move a lot because it’s kind of conspicuous to be a vampire wherever
Mad about this. Just got me a dope spider farm up and running and I’m tryna get some levels baybeeee
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