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My greatest weakness is that I absolutely cannot just shut the fuck up.

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“Y’all” is a superior plural pronoun. “Ain’t” is a perfectly good contraction. “Reckon” is a fantastic verb for describing when you are of an opinion. “Yonder” is the only word to describe that way over there.

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Mastodon is great because everyone is nice and supportive and also I learned what a “slime girl” is.

Ah yes, there it is. The one thing the machines could never replicate. The HUMAN algorithm. Good morning.

My Number One Son asked me to draw :stubby: for him on his whiteboard tonight. When :stubby: wins the Oscar for Best Animated Feature this year, I’m going to expect a lot of apologies.

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weird how everyone who's into slime also watched nickelodeon as a kid

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im just working out my whole deal here, don't mind me

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Goddam, this is the front page of Jeff Foxworthy’s website. Too real, Jeff, that’s not even a joke.

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It’s absurdly hard to come up with Southern bits that don’t come out sounding like Jeff Foxworthy jokes.

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*Youth pastor voice*
“You know who ELSE was a free speech extremist?”

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Lmao there are people with real amazing scripts that can’t get produced and real finished movies that can’t get distribution and we’re getting Detective fucking Pikachu.

Rebranding from “Evil” to “High-key Southern” y’all.

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Brb gonna commission art of me kicking Batman’s ass

Oh, I fucked up and forgot about The Mess Inside and now I’m ruined, lol

Listening to All Hail West Texas while drinking rum and cola-flavored-seltzer. Holding it together nicely.

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