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And now, by way of this is an account about movies, dad stuff, and being from the south.

I'm Thomas From the Internet; you may have heard of me. My reputation is impeccable, my posts exceptional.

If you like sports, I'm also the admin of AllPro.Social, Mastodon's only sports instance. You can follow me there

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“Y’all” is a superior plural pronoun. “Ain’t” is a perfectly good contraction. “Reckon” is a fantastic verb for describing when you are of an opinion. “Yonder” is the only word to describe that way over there.

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My greatest weakness is that I absolutely cannot just shut the fuck up.

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Finally saw the chickadee that’s been hollering around the house!

We are at $1,691—about half (52.6%, if you’re a stickler) of the $3,214 we got in pledges and sponsorships last night.

If you pledged already, check your inbox! We did the math for you so you don’t need to.

And if you didn’t, but would like to donate? Thank you, and that’s:

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Some guy I’ve never interacted with replied to my post to point out a spelling error, which was annoying, but then I clicked his profile. It’s all replies and the last one was to Morgan talking about how great Gen X is and how “youngins” are snowflakes lol

Famously, when an exec went to the founder of Costco and said they were losing money on the hotdog combo, the founder said, “if you touch the fucking hotdog I’ll kill you”

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Can’t believe I missed this but a couple days ago a meme account made a post about Costco increasing the price of their food court hot dog because of inflation and it took off like crazy and tanked costcos stock 13% lol

They sent me a free sixer and I nearly died from drinking a cup of coffee and then a Jolt on the way to work

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My only brand follow on Twitter is a once defunct soda that came back and then went defunct again

Going live *right the hell now* to raise money for Just the Pill!

You can still pledge!

But regardless of whether you do or not, come hang out and watch some dorks doing trivia at:

At a local Greek festival and just watched a kid drive a cart into the side of a parked ambulance

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Welcome to, a movie-flavoured instance home to friendly video store chitchat and general bonhomie.