Mastodon's Thomasᵀᴹ @Thomas@laserdisc.party

My greatest weakness is that I absolutely cannot just shut the fuck up.

Put this on my tombstone

“Y’all” is a superior plural pronoun. “Ain’t” is a perfectly good contraction. “Reckon” is a fantastic verb for describing when you are of an opinion. “Yonder” is the only word to describe that way over there.

I fully credit Craig Brewer. Amazing what you get if the writer/director is y’know, *from* the place he’s writing about

https://youtu.be/q-StMfE8NrA GET EM

They play Whoop That Trick at Grizzlies games, that’s how much the city identifies with that movie

The most accurate depiction of Memphis in a movie is Hustle and Flow. It’s almost perfect.

“Update: I decided to wander the river’s edge at night so I could see the bridge light up and, while photographing the bridge, I was robbed and laughed at by some local youths. Still, the lights were very nice and I had a plate of catfish and hushpuppies later. - 2.5/5”

“While it certainly lives up to it’s name of “The Big Muddy” what the Mississippi River lacks in clarity it more than makes up for in historicity. One imagines the riverboats steaming by as Mark Twain (the nom de plume of Samuel Clemens) stands at the rail and pens his famous work Huckleberry Finn (Caution to parents, there *is* some foul language in this classic novel). - 2.7/5”

Catch me at the Hollywood 20 at noon with a large popcorn in hand 🍿. Might even show up early to eat a bag and get that refill before the picture starts!

Part Two of the Jon Bois “Bob” thing is going up today!

Toppings at my popcorn shop include salt and “buttery topping”. They are mandatory and there are no other options.

Putting a little patio seating on the front of my popcorn shop so I can glare at Scarlett Johansson while I check on my happy customers

Margin at my popcorn shop entirely eaten up by designer popcorn bags and custom made popcorn tables

Popcorn is so absurdly cheap. 10 Euros worth of popped popcorn would fill a dump truck

Opening a competing popcorn shop across from any celebrity popcorn shop and putting them out of business by charging 10 Euro for a large.