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"There is but one solution to the intricate riddle of life; to improve ourselves, and contribute to the happiness of others."

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honestly I need a work desk/tray that is actually just an infant-safe jungle gym, since that's how baby is using it these days

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for less than five dollars a month I'll super unfollow you and stay completely out of your mentions too.

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only 20 people have been boiled to death in Yellowstone National Park... but with your help, we can change that c:

training people at work that when I'm on do not disturb on Teams it means I will absolutely not answer your chat. this should really go without saying but here we are

meeting ended way earlier than I expected, now I go back to being a great mystery

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hair color: brown, with some cute strands of red and lighter brown/blond. I'm trying to learn to like my natural color.

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eye color: hazel, usually green or grey-green

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height: 5'2", ~1.5m. I am smol.

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nicknames: Liz mostly, also Ebeda (EH-bid-uh) and Bella from my siblings who couldn't pronounce my full name

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Mufo: I won’t say their name but there’s a certain piece of shit who I have blocked and I hate them. I have them blocked everywhere and they can’t see my account because I blocked them.

Me, reading the post: Gee I hope this isn’t about me

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Good morning folk and friends from far and near!

Today I wish you a spark of inspiration ✨

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Imagine having intergenerational wealth/property. Wild.

veg, not vegan food 

spouse made a recipe he found on tiktok tonight and oh my damn

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RZA of the Wu-Tang Clan picks the 5 best kung fu films for beginners: avclub.com/rza-of-the-wu-tang-

(Enter The Dragon, Five Deadly Venoms, Iron Monkey, Shaolin Vs. Lama, The 36th Chamber of Shaolin — and of course, gotta add Shaolin and Wu Tang)

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not sure what's the most cursed word in the phrase

"wal-mart exclusive Hamilton funko pop"

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me as a kid: why do republicans make fun of liberals, that’s so mean

me now: liberals fucking suck but for a different reason than people said when i was a kid

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Historical racism 

The correct rendering of the speech comes from a reporter named Marius Robinson who was friends with Truth and contributed to abolitionist newspapers. He went over his transcription with Truth herself, who lent her approval. The false one was written more than a decade later.

Something I find amazing about Truth's speech is it was extemporaneous.

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