good MILFical morning @MmeLibertine@laserdisc.party

LICENSE PLATE: DED LOL
CUSTOMER: ...?
DMV: ...

VERDICT: APPROVED

I heard there was a secret glitch
That David showed his fans on Twitch
But you don't really care for speedruns do ya?
It goes like this--sprint forth, step back,
The double jump, the strong attack,
The baffled physics passing walls right through ya

i have no idea what i’m doing and you can’t stop me

A friend wrote this and even with the (ironically?) hyperbolic title I appreciate how the point here is articulated more precisely than I've usually seen: that modern social media doesn't just have an addictive self-loathing baked into it, but that it specifically relies on competitive identity definition. (Before you share this, bear in mind that Mastodon isn't immune to the phenomena described here; even without being algorithmic, it's a Twitter-like experience.)

https://world.hey.com/horses/the-algorithm-wants-to-kill-you-0cbc43ed

Semi-regular reminder to watch Littlefeather refuse an Oscar on Marlon Brando’s behalf. Still probably the greatest “incident” at an awards show I’ve ever seen. And the abuse she received afterward was completely disgusting but I don’t think she ever regretted it or felt like she was part of a publicity stunt or anything. She’s one of my heroes forever.

day one: the taciturn guardian signifies something in your life that needs tender protection and care
reversed: it is time to let things go

day two: the impious oracle can mean that you feel judged or ridiculed for steps you are taking in your life
reversed: you are the cause of your own discord

#inktober #artober #mastoart

1. Getting rid of the deadly, highly communicable respiratory disease

The Cantalloc Aqueducts, built by the Nazca people in the Peruvian desert 1,500 years ago, are still in use today. The uniquely shaped holes allow wind to blow into a series of underground canals, forcing water from underground aquifers into areas where it is most needed.

well OKAY we’re watching Gundam in the household this season

ALSO THESE I cannot stop laughing
(D SLUR)

GARF GOT ME THE T SHIRT

Ya love to see it. Let's make it even worse next year.

i will never become hinged. we goin off the rails baybee